Here are some things I know to be true. They might not be true tomorrow but today they are…
Decorating an apartment is a journey through one’s soul.
Some people run for the train even if it’s 6 minutes away. They need to heal themselves.
Browsing a good bookstore involves a lot of squatting and jumping.
You don’t want a chuckle from someone. You want a giggle or a cackle.
When you’re drunk, a bucket of chicken will sound like the best idea.
Heated pools are the ideal remedy for most troubles.
The best part of wearing hand jewelry is moving your fingers around and making music.
Evil things should always be labeled evil.
You can never have too many bucket hats or tote bags.
Sometimes the only way to keep your plants alive is to tell them to grow the fuck up.
If you’re in love, don’t change your vocal quality. The sound of your voice is key to why they love you.
Ayo Edebiri is a breath of fresh air and we are so fortunate to watch her rise.
It’s important to have a person who you talk in hushed tones with. It’s also important to have a person you scream with. Extra points if they’re the same person.
A smile from a cute stranger on the subway can power your week.
We assume coherence in others. We shouldn’t.
Nobody likes doing burpees but they still work goddamnit.
You are going to be wrong and you should say you are when you are!
Having multiple favorite coffee shops will add supreme richness to your life.
To love someone is to know every single one of their micro-expressions like the back of your hand.
The correct response to an alarm going off in the morning is “Oh God.”
If you’ve got straight short hair, keep a lil hair clay for fun days.
The American theater is in crisis and we need to rescue it.
Sometimes you have to search something on your phone while on the street. Walk with someone who can steady you and keep you from crashing into things.
We used to make movies for adults!!! (not talking about porn)
Talking to yourself is underrated.
The perfect way to end a day is to dance around a park at night with your headphones on.
If it’s feeling complicated, make it tactile.
If you can bring just the right amount of chaos to your workplace, they’ll love you for it.
Elephants everywhere. Always.
It’s ideal to be shirtless when you iron.
If you’re offered a concha, take it.
Flying a kite is real fun.
A beautiful tennis rally will make you burst into tears.
There are many average fried chicken sandwiches nowadays, but the ones that are good are extraordinary.
A kiss can be years in the making.
This country was better when Ne-Yo was on top of the charts.
If you’re in the middle of a FaceTime argument, mute for a second, yell “GAH!” and return to the convo. You’ll be able to resolve things more thoughtfully.
It’s helpful to play the role of clown in your social groups.
In the summer, it’s cool to unbutton your shirt a little.
If you wanna be a comedic actor, you need to nail the “funny cry.”
Feeling deeply is a tumultuous but beautiful thing. You carry so much love within you.
There is a biryani for every emotion.
True radicalism is rooted in love.
Every so often, it fun to hang your shorts on your shoulder and pretend you’re a Hollister model.
The key to life is always having something to look forward to.
Sometimes you get the part without auditioning.
Some people just make you feel ALIVE.
Certain things you just know.